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Excerpt #1: - 2004-10-18 19:59:04 [the gentleman Syme is preparing to duel the Marquis by drinking heavily]: "He professed to be making out a plan of the conversation which was going to ensue between himself and the deadly Marquis. He jotted it down wildly with a pencil. It was arranged like a printed catechism, with questions and answers, and was delivered with an extraordinary rapidity of utterance...[Syme describes his catechism to a companion] "Oh, shut it," said the man in spectacles. "Pull yourself together, and chuck away that bit of paper..." "But it was a lovely catechism," said Syme pathetically. "Do let me read it to you..." "Has it by chance occurred to you," asked the Professor, with a ponderous simplicity, "that the Marquis may not say all the forty-three things you have put down for him? In that case, I understand, your own epigrams may appear somewhat more forced." Syme struck the table with a radiant face. "Why, how true that is," he said, "and I never thought of it. Sir, you have an intellect beyond the common. You will make a name." "Oh, you're as drunk as an owl!" said the Doctor. "It only remains," continued Syme quite unperturbed, "to adopt some other method of breaking the ice (if I may so express it) between myself and the man I wish to kill. And since the course of a dialogue cannot be predicted by one of its parties alone (as you have pointed out with such recondite acumen), the only thing to be done, I suppose, is for the one party, as far as possible, to do all the dialogue by himself. And so I will, by George!" And he stood up suddenly, his yellow hair blowing in the slight sea breeze."* * * * * * * * * * * * Ross - 2004-11-19 10:33:11 Pure genius! Chesterton captures the absurdity of life in these couple of excerpts with the skill and precision of a lion capturing a zebra for it's prey. He was simply meant to do it.* * * * * * * * * * * * Laura - 2004-11-19 10:37:49 Aren't they lovely? He has such a distinctive voice.* * * * * * * * * * * * add your comment: |