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Eric - 2004-08-24 08:50:31 Good heavens, lighten up, Eric! :)* * * * * * * * * * * * Eric - 2004-08-24 08:59:47 You're behind the curve.The Chrysler 300C is the new "it" car. A big V8 that runs through a Mercedes gear box. Pure heaven.* * * * * * * * * * * * Laura - 2004-08-24 09:02:41 As a post-car commuter on my curvy new bike, I'd say I'm ahead of the curve. Try to keep up, Eric. :)* * * * * * * * * * * * raymond - 2004-08-24 10:59:42 The National Guard had a tricked-out Hummer at the Heritage Festival. The off-road lights on the roof blinked in red, white, and blue. Men and boys swarmed to the massive vehicle. While their eyes glazed, they stroked gently the shiny symbol of mastery and power. Women waited in the shade looking bored and neglected while they watched the auto-neurotic episode of the males.* * * * * * * * * * * * Laura - 2004-08-24 11:05:07 I saw that Hummer, and was nearly deafened by the nearly-deafening music blasting from it. The paint job was pretty cool, huh? Flames and all. But I guess a Hello Kitty theme wouldn't work too well. Didn't get close enough to sniff for the telltale sandalwood notes of Hummer, the cologne (TM).* * * * * * * * * * * * raymond - 2004-08-24 11:27:35 I sniffed around a handsome guardsman. Our conversation didn't really take off. Different orientations of testosterone, I guess. After I admitted to being a veteran, he said, "Thanks for your service, sir." "Heh," I thought, savoring the irony and stumbling away.* * * * * * * * * * * * addiann - 2004-08-24 11:40:06 lol, raymond* * * * * * * * * * * * Laura - 2004-08-24 12:10:26 I had to laugh, too. Turns out there's a line of Hummer footwear, too, including one especially attractive sandal.* * * * * * * * * * * * dorby - 2004-08-24 15:09:01 Plus the new site, www.flipoffahummer.com.* * * * * * * * * * * * Laura - 2004-08-24 15:13:12 interesting dorby...that seems similar to the fuh2 site, except for the helpful etiquette page (the etiquette of obscene hand gestures?) :) Quote: "And united in our dissonance, we can make driving a Hummer one of the most humiliating and uncomfortable experiences available..." * * * * * * * * * * * * Dirtgrain - 2004-08-24 17:34:58 Does Harley Davidson make cologne? If they did, what would it smell like? Yikes, I just imagined the smell of Jay Leno's butt crack after a couple of un-showered days biking around Sturgis. On military recruitment, I wonder how much money they get from our tax dollars to advertise, manipulate, coerce, . . . My school has a day each year when military recruiters set up in the cafeteria. They have pull-up contests and other promotions. Then a super-huge helicopter lands outside in the parking lot. That must be pricey. * * * * * * * * * * * * Laura - 2004-08-24 19:16:58 Harley Davidson, it turns out, makes a whole line of fragrances for the discriminating biker. This is clearly a trend, to wear a fragrance matched to one's vehicle, and Ypsidixit is ashamed to say she's behind the curve on this one. Let's see...the "Easy Racer Sport" [why does my bike have to have such a geeky name] eau de toilette would be...the brisk yet dewy fragrance of the leafy secret tunnel at 7:30 a.m., with a dash of perspiration, the tang of filthy chain grease, and notes of Huron River water.* * * * * * * * * * * * raymond - 2004-08-25 08:20:50 According to objector.org the DoD spends $1.9 billion per annum on recruiting. Given around 200,000 recruits each year, isn't that only $10,000 per grunt? What a bargain.* * * * * * * * * * * * Laura - 2004-08-25 10:04:34 Good heavens--thanks for the info raymond.* * * * * * * * * * * * Leighton - 2004-08-25 11:04:21 Te only guys I know who still wear "fragrances" are gay or too busy to take showers...maybe there's that National Guard connect?* * * * * * * * * * * * Laura - 2004-08-25 11:22:48 Elvis Presley was allegedly so poor at keeping clean that Priscilla had a triple-level shower head installed at Graceland--one at leg level, one at stomach level, one for his head. (from a rather vituperative bio I recently read).* * * * * * * * * * * * tournament - 2005-10-08 15:42:54 You are invited to visit some helpful info in the field of betting - Tons of interesdting stuff!!!* * * * * * * * * * * * add your comment: |