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When: Aug. 7, 1967
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2004-10-14-8:19 a.m.: SMOKES STOLEN: A truck driver loading his truck with cigarettes at 4:30 a.m. this morning, at EBY Brown at 2085 E. Michigan Ave.* was brutally attacked, blindfolded and bound. His attackers drove him to a nearby parking lot and stole $27,000 in cigarettes. The truck driver later wriggled free, thank goodness, and contacted police. Story.

*(hmm...must be west of the Kroger's at 1771 Michigan and west of the CVS at 1807 Michigan).

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2004-10-13-12:34 p.m.: MARK MAYNARD'S GET-TOGETHER FOR KERRY was lots of fun. I had the pleasure of meeting Mark and the enigmatic yet very pleasant Dirtgrain, met Brett and his wife, saw Steven Cherry and Hillary in passing, and met a couple of other interesting people. After a talk by a MoveOn rep everyone watched the debate on five TVs scattered around Frenchie's, with less editorializing that I'd expected, although W's ominous fundy talk of "armies of the compassionate" and "nations marching towards freedom" brought well-deserved catcalls and laughter, and shudders from me. Ypsidixit and friend munched on fries, had a beer, chatted with people, and had a good time. Thanks to Mark for organizing this event.

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2004-10-13-8:46 a.m.: THERE'S A REFRESHINGLY FEISTY GREEN PARTY MEMBER running for election in Ward 3 for City Council. Of the overdue, overbudget, Water Street condos: "[Keith] Agdanowski said he was upset that Ypsilanti wants to build condominiums on a site that tested positive for chemical contamination. He said he would not want to live in an area polluted with toxins. To him, the project is an example on how the city poorly plans and spends money �like a teenager with their parents� credit card.� He's also against the proposed city income tax. Story.

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2004-10-12-8:19 p.m.: HISTORY OF YPSI RAILROADS:

Photo: The Ypsilanti Local, which apparently ran between Willow Run and the so-called "Secret Path Line."

1838: The Michigan Central Railroad, or MCRR, (still in use by Amtrak) reaches Ypsi from Detroit, with four locomotives, five passenger cars and ten freight cars.� It transported 29,000 passengers in 1838.
1839: In a typical week, the MCRR from Detroit to Ypsi carried 500 passengers, 242,648 pounds of goods, a barrel of flour, 5,000 feet of timber, and 64,500 shingles.� On the trip back from Ypsi to Detroit during the same week, it carried 423 passengers, 19,838 pounds of goods, and 325 barrels of flour [note Ypsi's stature as milling center].
1839: The MCRR reaches Ann Arbor, and, in 1841, Dexter (July), Chelsea (September) and Jackson (December).

1847: Michigan' first telegraph line is completed along the MCRR between Detroit and Ypsi.�"The first messages sent were long and ranged from the price of wheat and putty to news of the Mexican War."*

1850: Ypsi's old wooden depot is razed and a new brick one built.
1852: MCRR passenger trains operate at 18 miles an hour.
1855: MCRR begins using the telegraph to control train operations, the first railroad in the nation to make widespread use of this technology.

1860s: MCRR built many of its own freight cars in shops at Jackson, which was the city's first industrial enterprise.
1860: MCRR builds a 3-story brick depot in Ypsilanti.
1861: Smoking cars invented, and usually placed at the rear of the train.
1863: Dining car service is introduced, in Pennsylvania
1868: Refrigerator car patented by Detroit fish dealer William Davis.�

1870: Jackson, MI leads the state in the number of passengers served, 72,482 in one year.�
1871:� Detroit, Hillsdale and Indiana Railroad opens line from Ypsi to Saline [this is the storied Secret Path Line.]
1871: The MCRR car repair and manufacturing shops are relocated to Jackson from Marshall, and eventually employ 3,000 workers.
1872: Ypsilanti inventor Elijah J. McCoy patented the first automatic lubrication system for locomotives and other machinery, which worked so well that it was hard to sell imitations that weren't "the real McCoy"; thus his name became synonymous with anything genuine or authentic.
1877: First telephone conversation in State of Michigan takes place between the office and a shed in the Detroit freight yard of the MCRR.
1878: Freight House built.

1890: Michigan's first interurban, the Ypsilanti and Ann Arbor began operating.� Pulled by a steam engine, the cars went west on Packard Road to the Ann Arbor city limits
1891: Ann Arbor and Ypsilanti Street Railway opens line from Ann Arbor to Ypsilanti [but where? is this different from the Packard interurban?].
1898: Regular service begins on the Detroit, Ypsilanti and Ann Arbor interurban railroad [enters the east side of Ypsi north of and parallel to the Michigan Central].
1899: Ypsilanti & Saline Electric Railway opens line from Ypsilanti to Saline [present-day W. Michigan Ave., slightly south of but parallel to the Secret Path Line].

1910: Fire destroys the 2nd and 3rd story of the Ypsi depot.� It is rebuilt as a one-story building with a tower.
1915: MCRR continues to maintain a greenhouse (established 1900) just west of the Ypsi depot [um, wasn't it east of the depot?] to raise cut flowers that were used in the dining cars on the MCRR system and depots in Detroit.�

1926: Runaway eastbound train smashes candy store once standing at Sidetrack patio site.

1939: A westbound freight train derails and smashes into the Ypsi depot.� It is rebuilt, no longer with bay windows or tower.

1942: Willow Run bomber plant building finished.
1943: Westbound train jumps the tracks and hits small express tower [whatever an "express tower is] near the depot.

1974: The Popular Furniture building on Ypsilanti's Michigan Avenue--a former carbarn and powerhouse [what's that?] for interurban lines--was razed.� During demolition, rails embedded in the floor were observed.�

1988: Conrail depot [where is that?] in Ypsilanti is sold to private interests.� It is restored with its former tower

*This quote, and most of the historical info, summarized from the gargantuan timeline at michiganrailroads.com.

UNANSWERED QUESTIONS: When was the Ypsilanti Local, running from Willow Run to the Secret Path Line, built?
What ever happened to the local [70s-era?] passenger train the "Michigan Executive," running from Chelsea to AA, Ypsi, Dearborn, and Detroit?

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2004-10-12-7:04 a.m.: YPSI FOR KERRY: Crimewave publisher Mark Maynard has organized a debate-watching wingding with local bloggers and friends, who'll watch the debates, maybe hear a talk by a MoveOn speaker, and have a beer and relax. Ypsidixit and her adventurous friend will be there, and she hopes to meet other local bloggers. I'm sorry for the short notice: I just learned about it. But I do hope kind readers have a chance to stop by--I'd love to meet you and say hello.

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2004-10-11-8:44 p.m.: THE "BODY BURDEN" is the load of over 700 chemicals, from pollution and toxic products in our homes, that build up a little more every day in our bodies. The Center for Disease Control published a grim study (good summary here) on the phenomenon. Scientists have long studied the pollutants in our air, water, and soil, and--we are also the environment--now are studying the chemicals in us.

Ypsidixit was revolted to learn about the hideous toxins present in personal care products*, particularly shampoo. (Search other personal-care products here). Armed with this info, she purchased, at the advice of a helper at the People's Food Co-op, the all-natural, organic, cruelty-free, concentrated Giovanni shampoo pictured here.

Ypsidixit was astounded by the result. The shampoo wrought a revolution in her hair. It used to be kind of dead and even almost gummy, coated no doubt with God knows what chemical filth. Now it is soft, and shimmery gold, and has a lot more body. Giovanni is almost $7 a bottle,** but so rich that less than a teaspooon's worth works up into lots of rich lather. Ypsidixit is delighted with this product and hopes to find more natural alternatives to chemical-y personal care products so as to reduce, even incrementally, her body burden.

*which do not need FDA approval.
**You can gauge the depth to which Ypsidixit was revolted when you remember how cheap--er, thrifty--she normally is.

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2004-10-10-9:47 p.m.: 2000-MPH* GARBAGE is whizzing through the Earth's upper atmosphere, high above Ypsidixit's head as she sullenly** takes out the trash, at 5 MPH, for the usual Monday-morning pickup. Space junk includes flecks of paint that have created half-centimeter pits in the space-shuttle windows, screwdrivers and other astronaut-dropped tools turned into deadly missiles, and bolts, CDs,*** bits of broken machines, plastic bags, and pens. It's getting messy up there.

*Odd that the Guardian uses "miles" and not "kilometers."
**My least favorite chore, occurring just when I'm unwinding on Sunday night..
***CDs?

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2004-10-10-8:21 p.m.: BOOKS READ: "HAUNTED MICHIGAN," by Rev. Gerald Hunter.

To prep herself for Samhain, Ypsidixit read this creepy little collection of nonfiction stories about contemporary allegedly haunted sites. The book implants several persistent if not wholly welcome images in the reader's mind: fingers wiggling under a door, faces on a wall, and giant hoofprints in wet cement.

A United Methodist minister, Hunter reports these strange incidents matter-of-factly and cites his interest in the subject as due to a childhood spent in a haunted house.

No Ypsi hauntings are mentioned (Belleville's the closest one), though Ypsidixit has heard her share of stories about haunted buildings and sites in Ypsilanti.

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2004-10-10-10:48 a.m.: YANKEE AIR MUSEUM BURNED TO THE GROUND last night, and it made news as far away as Houston.

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2004-10-08-8:54 p.m.: CORPORATIZING CHILDREN: Ypsidixit was saddened today to learn, from today's Diane Rehm interview with "Born to Buy" author Juliet Schor, that 2-year-old children learn to recognize brands...before they learn to recognize letters of the alphabet. Y. listened nearly heartbroken to a parent describing how, despite his efforts to limit TV, his daughter had learned the "McDonald's" brand, but thought it referred to "Old McDonald's Farm." Oh, young innocent--you've no idea of the onslaught of merchandising that awaits you.

Consumers Union, publisher of Consumer Reports, has created an outstanding study on the omnipresent advertising, as of the late 1980s, that children face in school and home life--well worth a read.

Ypsidixit, who refuses to wear anything with a brand on it*, thinks people who do are narcotized lemmings, hasn't watched a second of TV for years now, buys all her clothing used, and thinks a good time is to look at the fiery red sumac now in Gallup Park while biking past, is sad to see corporations training people into the empty mindset that the worth, mystery, and beauty of life depends not on reading or thought or passion or nature or quiet reflection or interactions with thoughtful others but...cheap, crass, meaningless products.

*with the exception of her treasured if slightly baggy "This American Life" T-shirt.

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2004-10-08-11:34 a.m.: EXAMINE THE FLAW THAT WENT OUT ON MICHIGAN ABSENTEE BALLOTS: The arrow is off by one space. If you vote for Kerry, you have automatically voted for Bush. Here's an example ballot one recipient scanned.

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2004-10-08-8:14 a.m.: YPSIDIXIT ROLLS HER EYES* at several local churches, which apparently have the quaint belief that Hallowe'en is a dire Satanic minefield instead of a big costume party, who are throwing smarmy, family-friendly "Harvest Festivals" during the last weekend of October. Ironically, in these earnest congregations' quest to dodge the Lucifer bullet, they end up celebrating an even older, even more thoroughly pagan festival than Samhain: that of the harvest. Pretty heretical if you ask me.

*one of these days they're going to get stuck, just like Mom always said.

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2004-10-07-9:35 p.m.: PRESIDENT BUSH'S "HEALTHY MARRIAGES" INITIATIVE is an ill-conceived, intrusive program with the bald, naked effrontery to dare to even propose that a governmental body has the right--it doesn't--to advise couples (hetero only, sorry) on how to create and sustain the rather nauseating-sounding condition known as a "healthy marriage."

Not "passionate marriage." Or "cerebral, nuanced marriage." Or "a fiery welding of souls hungry for each other marriage." Nope. It's that revolting, patronizing, hygienic term which usually makes Ypsidixit run for the hills, "healthy." Ugh.

Your tax dollars are draining away into rooms lit by buzzing fluorescent lights where freshly-graduated, still-acne'd, non-Faulknerian social workers are lecturing some couple in folding chairs on how two human beings on the face of this earth should approach the profound mystery, mystical fire, infinite ocean of emotion, and heavily gravel-strewn yet soul-wrenchingly beautiful bike path that is the union of two people.

I don't think so.

Highlight from the "The ACF Healthy Marriage Initiative is Not About:" section of the page: "Running a federal dating service." Bummer.

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2004-10-07-8:54 p.m.: THE AWARDING OF THE 2004 NOBEL PRIZE IN LITERATURE to yet another obscure malcontent writing the ouevre Nobel sems to prefer: acutely observed yet unreadable novels full of delicately nuanced sociocultural observations about some society no one ever heard of, made me wonder what the hell they're thinking. The Pulitzer: now, that's a prize that makes me take notice. Got me to wondering how many Nobel vs. how many Pulitzer winners I've read, just out of curiosity.


Nobel winners 1901-2004 read: (22 out of 103, or, 21%): Seamus Heaney,** Toni Morrison*, Marquez, Isaac Bashevis Singer,** Saul Bellow, Pablo Neruda** Beckett, Sartre, Steinbeck*, Camus, Hemingway, Bertrand Russell**, Faulkner**, T. S. Eliot, Andre Gide, Hermann Hesse, Pearl Buck*, Eugene O'Neill, Sinclair Lewis**, George Bernard Shaw, Yeats, Kipling. Oh. More than I thought. Guess I was a tad off on my characterization of the preferred Nobel ouevre.


Pulitzer winners 1917-2004 read: (33 out of 87, or, 38%--aha, just as I thought): E. Annie Proulx, John Updike***, Anne Tyler, Toni Morrison*, Peter Taylor, Larry McMurtry*, William Kennedy, Alice Walker, John Kennedy Toole**, John Cheever, Saul Bellow****, Eudora Welty, Wallace Stegner, William Styron, I think, Bernard Malamud**, Katherine Anne Porter**, Faulkner****, Harper Lee, James Agee, Mackinley Kantor, Faulkner*** again, Hemingway, Mitchener, Upton Sinclair, Marjorie Rawlings, Margaret Mitchell*, Pearl Buck****, Thornton Wilder, Sinclair Lewis****, Willa Cather**, Booth Tarkington***, Edith Wharton**.

*Good writer, but, um, no.
**Deservedly so.
***Won two Pulitzers.
****Won both Pulitzer and Nobel.

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2004-10-07-8:49 a.m.: ANN ARBOR DESTROYS ANOTHER PIECE OF ITS PAST by tearing down the ornate Frieze Building on State Street at Huron. No--wait a minute, the article says the "Carnegie Library" next to the Frieze will be spared. This is the first time longtime area resident Ypsidixit has heard of a "Carnegie Library," but she dearly hopes it's the venerable, carved-stone bit facing State Street.

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2004-10-06-10:41 p.m.: VANISHED YPSI RAILROAD: The secret path behind the stadium was once the railroad bed of the 1871 Detroit, Hillsdale, and Indiana line.

This line probably branched off of the Michigan Central at the kink in the Michigan Central Line just north of EMU, to continue west on the current secret path south of the stadium, then angle southwest, once it cleared Ypsi, towards Saline, and later Manchester, the town of Bankers in Hillsdale County, and ultimately Fort Wayne.

Ypsidixit searched all evening for a map of this elusive railroad. Then, in a moment of exhaustion, she glanced up at the big 1902 Geological Survey map of Ypsi hanging above her desk. Of course, there it was, plain as day, winding down to Saline.

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2004-10-06-12:58 p.m.: SUPREME COURT JUSTICE ANTONIN SCALIA will speak at Rackham Auditorium Tuesday, November 16 at 4:30 p.m. Free admission. Public welcome.

Might be as interesting as a recent talk at Harvard, at which Scalia said, "I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged." Yes, he did.

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2004-10-06-8:55 a.m.: THE REPUBLICAN PARTY has asked Wayne County prosecutors to file suit against Michael Moore for offering underwear to first-time student voters. Story.

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2004-10-06-2:07 a.m.:

Ypsilanti night, cold under the door
Seeps in under half-moon, sea-wash whoosh
from Michigan Ave., tree leaves unseen
in night-ink--the rustling kitchen mouse
and old regrets and restless ghosts and me
the only things awake this late in Ypsilanti.

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2004-10-05-5:05 p.m.: ALL THINGS CONSIDERED reports that Liverpool-based flu vaccine maker "Chiron" will stop its output of vaccine this year due to contamination concerns, cutting in half the available U.S. supply this coming winter. Good news for U-M, which recently invented the inhalable FluMist (stock tip!) Wait a minute. Isn't Chiron the boatman on the Styx? Is it the wisest marketing move to name a medicine after the dour figure who ferries the souls of the dead into wintry Hades?

Ypsidixit, who never has or will get a flu shot for numerous carefully researched reasons and a couple of irrational prejudices, thinks a sunny disposition is the best medicine.

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2004-10-05-12:45 p.m.: POLITICAL HUMORIST BILL MAHER is coming to the Convocation Center Friday, November 12*. You can read the hilarious transcript from the Oct. 1 broadcast of his HBO show "Real Time with Bill Maher," and other transcripts.

*Tickets are $15, $20, & $30; order Maher tickets here.

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2004-10-04-8:51 p.m.: A KIND READER sends a question that, for all I know, other kind readers may be wondering about:

"Was there a post about a camera shoot? Or did I imagine it?� I told my friend [local journalist] Hannah [Northey] about it, because I knew she'd be excited to see her name in print on the blog... and now neither of us can find it...maybe the magazine asked you to keep it under wraps, or that it wasnt' going to run, or ?? Just curious...."

Yes, there was a post about a photo shoot, rescheduled to today. I deleted it because it seemed a tad boastful--("I'm such a bigshot--I have a photo shoot"). Northey's writing a story about the bike path for the WCC paper The Voice, and she wished to take a pic of Y.'s bike. Her story was picked up by Current., and the photo shoot went into flux because both Ms. N. and I ran into work conflicts today, and she wasn't sure if Current could do the shoot. So it's up in the air right now.

Meanwhile, the morning are getting mighty refreshing, and the frost-freeze warning tonight might drive Y. onto the bus tomorrow; I'll have to see.

Y. biked to work with socks on her hands this morning, after a fruitless search for her gloves. It was fairly tacky. I trusted in my leather jacket's long sleeves to disguise the socks (at least they matched, sort of) as mittenlike objects.

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2004-10-04-12:44 p.m.: THE SHALLOW SEA OF AIR: In a radio story about the X prize being won for space flight came the disquieting information that the edge of space is a mere 62 miles up. From here to my parents' house. I could drive to the edge of space in an hour if I drove straight up. And breatheable air doesn't begin till much lower than that. Suddenly Ypsidixit feels like a tiny fish in a very shallow puddle.

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2004-10-03-10:00 p.m.: LAURIE ANDERSON "END OF THE MOON" POWER CENTER CONCERT: Ypsidixit and her adventurous friend were mesmerized by Laurie Anderson's dark, poetic, fiery, hypnotic, fluid storytelling, accompanied by her passionate electric violin and an array of synthesized sounds and electronic keyboard, based on work she did as NASA's first--and, as it turns out, last--artist-in-residence.

The stage held a plush red chair stage left, her keyboard, mikes, and violin-hanger clustered in the center, and a hanging black and white picture of the pocked surface of the moon rear stage right. All over the stage were set tiny fist-sized glass ball lanterns burning like flickering stars, and fog floated in the air, making it seem as though Anderson were God herself suspended in the nebulous cosmos, or sometimes sitting among the stars in God's plush red throne, reeling off tales of time, space, hawks, the greening of Mars, a ten-day walk, the new union of MIT and the Army to redirect development of spacesuits for future use in desert warfare, and the manner in which time will ultimately end, and the last atoms disconnect.

At one point she affixed a tiny NASA camera to her violin bow. The "poster" of the moonface abruptly changed--oh, it's an electronic screen--to a black and white realtime shot of the bow moving over the violin. The violin suggested a weird "2001"-ish spaceship suspended among the hazy starlike lights caught in the background. Breathtaking.

Anderson was not at the top of her game, as she is on the CD "The Ugly One with the Jewels," which Ypsidixit later delightedly bought at Borders, having misplaced her old copy. The sheer intensity and profound poetic darkness of such "Ugly One" songs as Y.'s all-time favorite, "Same Time Tomorrow," weren't here to quite the same degree, and one sensed a sadness in Anderson related to her reference to our having stepped through a door after the 9/11 attacks that we can't go back through. But all in all, an outstanding, completely hypnotic and beautiful experience that transported both Y. and friend.

Afterwards: dinner at Jerusalem Gardens, a very long walk around town, a scientific examination of the shadowiest nook of Liberty Park, and a late coffee at Espresso Royale. Day of poetry, potent dark stories, happiness, laughter, and wonder.

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2004-10-02-1:39 a.m.: YPSIDIXIT and her adventurous friend met at the Sidetrack today, where proprietor Linda French kindly spotted them a drink, due to Y's friend's friendly relationship with her. Afterwards they wandered the hilly Highland Cemetery, examined old graves, and found the secret path to the beautiful verdant deep valley on the cemetery's western edge. Followed by dinner at the Pickle Barrel in Willis, a tour of the Willis feed mill, and the usual restless roaming over the night-roads of Washtenaw County. It was a day of glances, confidences, chatter about G. K. Chesterton, yellow leaves, a look at the Tiffany window in the crypt at Highland, and nighttime miles flashing by in companionable silence.

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2004-10-02-10:44 a.m.: ANN ARBOR SCHOOLS PAY FOR STIFLING STUDENT'S FREE SPEECH: A federal judge has ordered the school system to cough up over $100,000 to pay for the legal bills of former student Elizabeth Hansen, whose request to include a Catholic speaker on a 2002 school panel discussion about gays and lesbians and religion was denied. The school also racked up $300,000 in its own legal bills along the way. The Freep story.

Ypsidixit reacted strongly to this story on several levels:
1. How could a school system be so stupid as to endanger themselves thus?
2. Ironically, the panel discussion, which presented no other view except that homosexuality and religion are compatible, was one activity during "Diversity Week." So much for diverse voices.
3. Ypsidixit passionately despises political correctness. It's narrow-minded fascism disguised as tolerance.
4. Y. is unsure if it's a school's job to do anything other than educate students in the three R's (and Latin), considering that the States is academically at the bottom of the industrialized-nations heap.

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2004-10-02-9:30 a.m.: BAGHDAD YEAR ZERO: This insightful, densely researched, penetrating analysis, published in the September Harper's,* of how Iraq was cracked wide open to foreign investment, shocked Ypsidixit, who generally considers herself fairly well-informed, by showing her how uninformed she is. Anti-globalization advocate Naomi Klein was on the ground in Iraq, attended invest-in-Iraq trade shows, and has piled enough information into this long article to make your head spin--read it.

*wowee, Harper's is online! And no annoying registration or daypass a la Salon, &c.

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2004-10-01-9:24 p.m.: BOOKS READ: The brilliant journalist and Catholic apologist G. K. Chesterton's 1908 novel "The Ball and the Cross."

This delightful, witty, richly funny allegory pits atheism and Catholicism against each other by offering the tale of two rival Scotsmen, hardboiled atheist Turnbull and diehard Catholic MacIan, who vow to fight a duel to the death to defend the integrity of their respective beliefs.

The only problem is--where? Their fiery vow has made the news and every time they resolve to duel, via rapier, they're interrupted by constables, chance, or circumstance.

After running repeatedly from a wildly varied string of interruptions (including a champagne-soaked stint on what turns out not to be a desert island), the duo end up trapped in an insane asylum where each has a dream--Turnbull of a heartless Stalinist state and MacIan of a pitiless, cruel theocracy. The resolution? The two, now fast friends, having grown to respect and tolerate each other's unshakeable integrity, find that their real enemy is the apathetic masses too lazy to examine or defend their tepid beliefs. If any. Raging atheist Ypsidixit agrees--somewhat cautiously, as a stray whiff of incense wafts into her crucifix-free office, with this premise.

Y. loved this graceful tale, introduced to her by a Catholic friend. Y's Dover edition also includes an insightful introduction by none other than renowned skeptic Martin Gardner--just that fact alone should have you reaching for the car keys to fly down to Barnes & Noble to grab this book. Several choice excerpts I especially loved are in "comments."

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2004-10-01-8:48 a.m.: YPSIDIXIT IS DELIGHTED to hear from the BBC that Spain is soon to become the third European country to legalize gay marriage. A majority of Spaniards favor it, depite strong opposition from the Church, which opined that the move would introduce "a virus into society" (as if Jesus would say that).

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2004-09-30-4:42 p.m.: A KIND READER SENDS A GOOD QUESTION THAT OTHER KIND READERS MAY KNOW ABOUT:

"Do you know of any local egg suppliers?� A friend of mine went to a talk on the ethics of factory farming and has decided that he wants to start getting his eggs at someplace local, so that he can actually look and see that the chickens are being treated humanely, rather than having some vague airy promise about "free range" on a carton be his only information."

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2004-09-29-10:18 p.m.: YPSI COURIER MELTDOWN: Ypsidixit has learned from one who knows that:

Longtime columnist Judy Busack has resigned.
Circulation manager Pete and ad rep Lori have resigned.
Longtime staffer Dave Melchior is thinking about it.

THE REASON? Heavy-handed micromanagement from new owners Heritage Newspapers, which included a mandatory drug test (can you imagine?) and a mandatory meeting that didn't turn out so well.

I was never kidding when I lauded Busack's columns written by her cat Onyx. I loved that. It was so homey and fun. Gone now. Show's over, folks. Say goodbye to "your only hometown newspaper"!

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2004-09-29-10:11 p.m.: BOMBADILL'S: What a nice place. Ypsidixit and her coffee-drinking friend sat chattering like magpies for a couple of hours in this light, airy, welcoming coffeehouse whose color scheme was lifted without permission (that's OK) from this humble blog. Nice people, good coffee, and a pretty darn good Wednesday-night crowd, mostly of hip youngsters. Couple laptops open. Lots of chatter. Yummy cheesecake. Ypsidixit noticed that several people drifted out into the little fountain plaza for a smoke, then drifted back in. Ypsidixit is well aware that the existence of a handy smoke-spot will help the success of this nice new Michigan Ave business.

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2004-09-29-12:43 a.m.: THREE TONY HOAGLAND POEMS I want you to read this minute. I especially love the first one. Note the masterful way in which the last insightful little bit of the poem elevates what could just have been a humorous poem into a perceptive observation on human nature.

"When Dean Young Talks about Wine":

The worm thrashes when it enters the tequila.
The grape cries out in the wine vat crusher.

But when Dean Young talks about wine, his voice is strangely calm.
Yet it seems that wine is rarely mentioned.

He says, Great first chapter but no plot.
He says, Long runway, short flight.
He says, This one never had a secret.
He says, You can't wear stripes with that...
read the rest!

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2004-09-28-10:41 p.m.:
WILLOW RUN IS REMEMBERED AS THE MIGHTY "ARSENAL OF DEMOCRACY." Photos of workers' faces, a gallery of which awaits in "comments," tell a different story.

Launched by Henry Ford, designed by renowned architect Albert Kahn, and built in the spring of 1941 on the original 1853 site of Wiard's Orchards, which was forced to move to its present site, Willow Run in its day was the world's largest factory. Lindbergh called it the Grand Canyon of the mechanized world.

Early in the war, the government banned civilian auto production and plane production began in earnest. Ford's shady right-hand man, Harry Bennett, organized a drive to bring workers from the South and is directly responsible for the many descendants of Southerners who live in Ypsi today. Despite the images of vast, bustling, productive assembly halls full of planes that constitute many Ypsilantians' imaginations of Willow Run, a growing roster of problems that included housing shortages led to a Senate investigation of Willow Run in 1943.

Examine the faces of workers in their meagre housing to draw your own conclusions.

Most of story above condensed from the Freep's Willow Run history.
"Comments" photos from Library of Congress.
Order your own locally-produced copy of The Story of Willow Run (info at bottom of page).

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2004-09-28-6:45 p.m.: A SEARCH for "a place to smooch" in "ypsilanti" with the new Google Local service yielded some, um, interesting results.

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2004-09-27-7:40 p.m.: YPSILANTI WAS THE FIRST MICHIGAN TERMINUS OF THE EXPANDING TELEGRAPH in 1847. The first-in-Michigan Detroit to Ypsi line was built along the old Michigan Central railroad in 1847, the same 1839 railroad that brought the Orphan Train orphans to Ypsi and today continues via Amtrak to Chicago.

"Bringing the telegrah hundreds of miles into Michigan was a major challenge...keeping wires from breaking, sealing them under water, and maintaining the strength of the signal over half the continent did stretch the capabilities of even the best entrepreneurs." Once the telegraph was built, Ypsi had instant access to East Coast news, instead of reading about it days later in the local papers. The telegraph's advent was one small step closer to our harried media-saturated lives.

The telegraph was the Victorian-era Internet,* and several marriages were performed "online." The telegraph is still in operation), and Detroit's Telegraph Road was named for the telegraph lines that once lined it.

*This is a book that's prized in Ypsidixit's collection--well worth a read.

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2004-09-27-5:24 p.m.: THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF USERS OF HOTMAIL, which seems lately to be stretched to within a micrometer of its servers' breaking point. One, upon receiving a "The server is too busy" error message for the fifth time in a row, will go off and quietly read a chapter of the Upanishads till the post-dinner email tsunami dies down. The other will grip the mouse till veins pop out on her hand and, with a tenacity that, if properly harnessed, could move mountains, keep clicking the "Inbox" button with gritted teeth until she pries her way in through sheer force of clicking--only to be abruptly disconnected. GAHH!

OK, I have no choice but to go research a fascinating story on 19th-century Washtenaw County communication that I want to tell you about later tonight (stupid Hotmail).

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2004-09-27-4:59 p.m.: AS HAS DOUBTLESS BEEN REPORTED on other blogs that I haven't gotten around to reading yet, the former Mudd House has reopened as "The Ugly Mug," raising the number of Ypsi coffeehouses Ypsidixit has yet to try out to two.

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2004-09-27-12:45 p.m.: FAVORITE JOKE: Ypsidixit is taking a microbreak during a Monday mega-mountain of work to tell you her favorite joke, which is also the only joke she knows. I wish I knew a few more to bandy about. But I make do with my one little joke. It's a pun--Ypsidixit adores puns. Ready?

Q: Why does no one ever starve in the desert?
A: Because of all the sandwiches there.

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2004-09-26-9:45 p.m.: ABANDONED CEMETERIES TOUR OF WASHTENAW COUNTY: Ypsidixit and an adventurous friend set off today on an all-day whirlwind tour of over 120 miles of travel all over the county, exploring abandoned cemeteries. It was FANTASTIC.

There are 141 cemeteries in the county. 15 of them are abandoned. We got to see 4 of the oldest. With my "Directory of Cemeteries of Washtenaw County" in hand we blasted off way down Michigan Ave to the very southwest corner of the county to visit Reynold's Corners in Manchester Township.

This quiet small lot off a dirt road off Michigan Ave. featured early 19th-century stones with calligraphic carving and an 1883 vault. The vault was used to store caskets of those who'd died in winter until they could be buried when the ground softened. Surrounded by quiet rolling farmland, the peaceful lot was a soothing and meditative place. We watched two cranes leisurely walking in the nearby farmland, and were surprised by a big herd of Holsteins ambling by. We went to the fence to say hello, spooking the cows. It took 20 minutes for them to slowly edge back near us. I talked to one and she came up and licked my elbow a dozen times, which I took as a blessing.

Off we went up M-52 to Unadilla Cemetery* at the very top northwest part of the county. This graveyard used to be regularly burned to keep down the weeds, and many of the older stones were sooty. After this came a long, leisurely picnic deep in a wild off-trail area in Waterloo Nature Area. Afterwards, a visit to the Dexter Cemetery off Lima Center Road east of Chelsea. This tiny abandoned cemetery offered a couple dozen tilting 19th-century stones. Unlike Unadilla, which had some monumental edifices, all the stones here were simple flat plates--this was a workingman's and farmer's cemetery. Here we watched a giant moon rise over a misty field behind the cemetery as the sun went down. The last one we visited was the most abandoned--in a thicket of brush nearby the Dexter Cemetery. We poked our way in to a gloomy forest with thick ivy over the ground. We had the right spot, but didn't see stones--they may be lying flat on the ground--and decided to revisit when it was sunnier. It was a day of corroded calligraphy, shy cows, discussions of grave iconography, clouds, sun, vistas, butterflies mixed with falling leaves, smiles, happiness, and wonder.

*Unadilla is not, strictly speaking, abandoned, but has interesting old stones.

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2004-09-26-1:13 a.m.: I GAVE THANKS FOR THE GIFT of a whole fall day to putter in the yard and do much-needed yard work today. The grey cloudiness plus the yellow leaves here and there made me nostalgic and moody as I trimmed the sprawling hedges along the front fence and mowed the lawn for the last time this year. My sunflowers have dropped their sulphur-yellow and sooty-carmine petals and have ripened, so I cut off the seedheads and arranged them on my platform bird feeder. I was transfixed, some time later in the kitchen, to see a little chickadee perching on one of the bumpy heads and pecking out seeds.

This blog is directly responsible for a 15-foot-high ragweed growing out by my grape arbor. Yes, 15 feet high: I hacked it down, slashed down wild growths of mint and deadly nightshade, and clipped into unwilling submission the crazed elms that keep popping up all over thanks to the mama elm in a neighbor's yard, which releases ten quadrillion floaty seeds into the air each spring like snow.

I pruned, hacked, trimmed, and drank coffee. Took a bike trip to Kroger's to fetch picnic supplies. It was a quiet, peaceful, slightly mournful day full of leaves, clouds, grass-stained feet, and thoughts about the coming cold, dark tunnel of winter and mortality in general.

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2004-09-25-11:56 p.m.: BOOKS READ: Ypsidixit took a break from furiously scribbling microscopic marginalia in her well-worn copy of the Summa Theologica* long enough to read "Enslaved by Ducks," by Bob Tarte. Critics have lauded this bit of brain popcorn as a witty account of one man's resigned acceptance of a houseful of pets.

Ypsidixit does not laud this book. She found it disquieting. The author jokingly details his going on Zoloft, but does not tell why. There are passing mentions of such attention-getting details as his wife's "Christian zeal" and an episode of Zoloft-induced screaming along a freeway that are left unexplored in favor of descriptions of amusing bunny antics.

It's a one-joke book: man beseiged by critters. Ypsidixit stopped wasting her time halfway through this book and will not dignify it by including it in her library (my, how snooty).

It's the story of a troubled, issue-laden man disguised as an animal lovefest. Feh. Back to the Summa.

*Not really. But I do own a copy and, raging atheist or no, have laboriously read it and admire the sheer, icy beauty of Aquinas's diamond-like legalistic arguments for the existence of God.

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2004-09-25-12:36 a.m.: IN RESPONSE to a kind reader's emailed question about formatting comments, here's a bit of info that maybe other kind readers are wondering about:

TO MAKE A LINE BREAK in "comments," just type < br >, except with no spaces between the "< >" and the "br". Mash it together. I can't type it thus here since it would not be visible if I did.

TO MAKE A SPACE BETWEEN LINES of comments, just use 2: < br >< br >. Again, mash it all together, no spaces.

TO MAKE ITALICS, put < i > in front of the section you want italicized and < /i > at the end (except without the spaces).

TO BOLDFACE, put < b > at the beginning and < /b > at the end (once again, no spaces).

TO MAKE A LINK: put < a href="http://whatever.page.you're.linking.to.com"> No space between the < and the a, though. And that's about the extent of my knowledge of html.

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2004-09-25-10:33 a.m.: GOSH DANGIT, THAT LIBRARY OF CONGRESS SITE IS LIKE A WHIRLPOOL! OK, just one more. Then I HAVE to mow the lawn:

Check this out. When Ann Arbor citizens of 1862 had a beef with Abraham Lincoln, they just simply wrote him a little old one-page letter, in impassioned handwriting that could be a tad neater.*

"To the President of the United States.

"We the undersigned Citizens of the City of Ann Arbor Mich. having understood that the Congressional delegation and Senators from this State unanimously recommended Mr. A DeForest of this City for the Appointment of Collector of Internal Revenue for the third Congressional district of this State, learn with Astonishment that Ira Mayhew of Albion, has been Appointed to that Office, we desire [we're still on the first sentence, here, and I'm gasping for air] Most Respectfully to protest against his Appointment and we furthermore desire to endorse and sustain the recommendation of the Congressional delegation for the Appointment of Mr DeForest to the office in question."

Among the numerous signatures is that of early AA philanthropist Philip Bach, for whom Bach elementary school is named.

*(to see it, go to the site and "search across all collections" for "ann arbor" and select item #2--it won't allow a permanent link.)

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2004-09-25-9:34 a.m.: A FEW HISTORICAL NUGGETS:

Did you know that Abraham Lincoln, no less, nominated one of our postmasters in 1864 at a meeting of the U.S. Senate?

"I nominate Daniel B. Greene to be deputy postmaster at Ypsilanti, in the county of Washtenaw and State of Michigan, in place of Ralph W. Van Fossen, removed." [why was Fossen removed?] --Abraham Lincoln to U.S. Senate, May 3, 1864.

Did you know Ypsilantians served in the war of 1812? I sure didn't:

"Mr. Bingham presented a petition of citizens of Ypsilanti, Michigan, who served in the war of 1812, praying that pensions may be granted." --United States Senate Journal, Feb. 14, 1860.

And in 1833, Michigan Ave was in such a sorry state that a Mr. Wing petitioned the national government for help:

"Mr. Wing presented a memorial of the Legislative Council of the Territory of Michigan, praying that provision may be made for the repair of the road between Detroit and Ypsilanti, in said Territory." --Journal of the House of Representatives, February 11, 1833.

Yes, Ypsidixit is raptly reading ancient yellowed legal documents from the spectacular historical Library of Congress site instead of mowing the lawn, doing the laundry, and picking up. I have to get moving, here.

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